Judges75 posts · book 7 of 66

Judges 1

A man from Luz@man.from.luz · Luz (Bethel)

Men from the tribes of Joseph caught me coming out of Luz. Said they'd spare me if I showed them the way into the city. I did. They let me and my family go. Moved to Hittite country and built a town. Called it Luz, obviously.

The book of Judges@judges.book

Tribe after tribe doesn't drive the Canaanites out. Megiddo, Gezer, Acco, Sidon and more. Some get put to forced labour. They all stay. Keep an eye on that.

Judges 2

The Israelites@theisraelites · Bokim

The angel of the LORD told us: you didn't obey me, so they'll be thorns in your sides. Everyone cried. They call the place Bokim now. Weepers.

The book of Judges@judges.book

Joshua's generation dies. A new one grows up that doesn't know the LORD, or anything he did for Israel.

The book of Judges@judges.book

From here on, on repeat: 1. Forget the LORD. 2. Get raided. 3. Groan. 4. The LORD sends a judge to rescue them. 5. The judge dies. 6. Worse than before.

Judges 3

The book of Judges@judges.book

Judge number one: Othniel, Caleb's nephew. Forty years of peace.

The book of Judges@judges.book

Then eighteen years under Eglon, king of Moab. Israel cries out, and the LORD sends them a rescuer: Ehud, a left-handed man from Benjamin. He's the one they send with the yearly tribute.

Eglon’s servants@eglons.servants · Moab

His Majesty had sent everyone out and was alone in his cool upstairs room. The doors were locked. We assumed he was relieving himself. We waited. And waited. It became worrying. Then we fetched the key.

Eglon’s servants@eglons.servants

Replying to @eglons.servants

He was on the floor. Dead.

That was me. Left-handed, so the dagger was strapped to my right thigh, under my clothes. Told him I had a message from God for him. Went out through the porch and locked the doors behind me. By the time they found him I was long gone.

Eglon’s servants@eglons.servantsHe was on the floor. Dead.

Follow me. The LORD has handed Moab, your enemy, over to you.

The book of Judges@judges.book

Replying to @ehud

Moab is beaten that day. The land has peace for eighty years.

The book of Judges@judges.book

Shamgar killed six hundred Philistines with an oxgoad, a stick for driving cattle. That's all we're told. It's enough.

Judges 4

Deborah@deborah

Twenty years under Jabin of Canaan and his nine hundred iron chariots. I sit under a palm tree in the hills of Ephraim, and Israel comes up to me to settle their disputes.

Deborah@deborah

Sent for Barak. Told him the LORD wants him to take ten thousand men to Mount Tabor, and he'll hand Sisera, Jabin's army commander, over to him.

Replying to @deborah

Look, I'll go if you come with me. If you don't, I'm not going.

Deborah@deborah

So I went with him. But I told him the honour won't be his. The LORD is going to hand Sisera over to a woman.

Deborah@deborah · Mount Tabor

Go. Today's the day. The LORD's already out in front of you, isn't he?

Barak son of Abinoam@barak · River Kishon

Came down Mount Tabor and the LORD threw Sisera's whole army into a rout. The Kishon swept them away. Sisera jumped off his chariot and ran for it on foot.

Chased him all the way to the tent of Jael, Heber the Kenite's wife. She came out to meet me and said she'd show me the man I was after. He was lying there dead. A woman. Just like Deborah said.

Deborah@deborahSo I went with him. But I told him the honour won't be his. The LORD is going to hand Sisera over to a woman.

Judges 5

Deborah@deborah

Village life in Israel had stopped. Then I stood up. Me, Deborah. A mother for Israel.

Deborah@deborah

Even the stars fought. From up in the sky, they fought against Sisera.

Deborah@deborah

His mother at the window, peering out: why's his chariot taking so long?

The book of Judges@judges.book

Then the land had peace. Forty years.

Judges 6

The Israelites@theisraelites

Seven years of Midian. They turn up like swarms of locusts, more camels than anyone can count, and strip the land bare. We're hiding in caves.

Gideon son of Joash@gideon · Ophrah

Threshing wheat in a winepress so the Midianites won't see. A stranger under our oak says: “The LORD is with you, mighty warrior.” Me?

Replying to @gideon

Asked him: if the LORD is with us, why has all this happened? My clan is the weakest in Manasseh and I'm the least in my family. He just said he'd be with me.

Gideon son of Joash@gideon · Ophrah

He touched the food with his staff and fire came up out of the rock. Then he was gone. I've seen the angel of the LORD face to face. I was terrified. The LORD told me not to be afraid. I'm not going to die.

A man of Ophrah@man.of.ophrah · Ophrah

Woke up this morning and Baal's altar is smashed to bits. The pole beside it cut down. A bull burnt on a brand-new altar. Who's done this?

A man of Ophrah@man.of.ophrah

Replying to @man.of.ophrah

Asked around. It was Gideon, Joash's son. Joash, bring your son out. He has to die.

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Asked God for a sign: wet fleece, dry ground. Got it. Then, sorry, asked for the opposite. Please don't be angry with me. Got that too.

Judges 7

Gideon son of Joash@gideon · Spring of Harod

Thirty-two thousand men. The LORD said: too many. Twenty-two thousand who were scared went home. Still too many. Now we're down to three hundred.

Replying to @gideon

The test was literally how you drink at the stream. Most knelt down to it. I scooped it up and lapped from my hand, like three hundred others. We got picked. And they've got more camels than there's sand on the beach.

A Midianite soldier@midianite.soldier · Valley of Jezreel

Weird dream last night, man. A loaf of barley bread came tumbling into our camp, hit a tent, and flattened it.

Replying to @midianite.soldier

Dude. That's Gideon's sword. God's handed us over to him. The whole camp.

Three hundred jars smashed. Three hundred torches. Three hundred horns. We shouted: “A sword for the LORD and for Gideon!” And the Midianites turned on each other and ran.

Night before, I crept down to the edge of their camp with my servant Purah. Stood right outside that tent. Heard every word. That's when I knew.

A Midianite soldier@midianite.soldier · Valley of JezreelWeird dream last night, man. A loaf of barley bread came tumbling into our camp, hit a tent, and flattened it.

Judges 8

A man of Ephraim@man.of.ephraim

So Gideon goes off to fight Midian and doesn't even call us? Seriously?

Replying to @man.of.ephraim

What have I done compared to you? Ephraim's leftover grapes are better than Abiezer's whole harvest.

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An official of Succoth@succoth.official · Succoth

Gideon's men have requested bread. Are the kings of Midian in his hands yet? They are not. Request declined.

The Israelites@theisraelites

We asked Gideon to rule over us. Him, his son, his grandson.

Replying to @theisraelites

I won't rule over you. My son won't either. The LORD will rule over you.

The book of Judges@judges.book · Ophrah

Then Gideon makes a gold ephod out of the plunder. All Israel ends up worshipping it. It becomes a trap for him and his family.

The book of Judges@judges.book

Gideon dies. Israel goes straight back to the Baals.

Judges 9

A leader of Shechem@shechem.leader · Shechem

Abimelech, Gideon's son by a woman from here, has his mum's brothers asking round town: would you rather be ruled by seventy of Gideon's sons, or one man? And he's our own flesh and blood.

Jotham son of Gideon@jotham · Mount Gerizim

Shechem made Abimelech king. So I shouted a story from the top of Mount Gerizim. The trees wanted a king. The olive said no. The fig said no. The vine said no. The thornbush said yes. Then I ran.

Gaal son of Ebed@gaal · Shechem

Grapes are in, wine's flowing at the festival. Real talk: who even is Abimelech? Why should we serve him? Put this city under me and I'll get rid of him.

Zebul@zebul

Replying to @gaal

This morning you saw troops coming down the hills, and I told you it was only the shadows of the mountains. So. Where's that big mouth now? “Who is Abimelech?” Go out and fight him.

A woman of Thebez@woman.of.thebez · Thebez

Dropped a millstone on Abimelech's head from the tower roof.

The book of Judges@judges.book

Replying to @woman.of.thebez

His last words, to his armour-bearer: kill me, so nobody says a woman killed me. God repaid him for his brothers.

Judges 10

The book of Judges@judges.book

Jair judged Israel. He had thirty sons who rode thirty donkeys and had thirty towns.

The book of Judges@judges.book

Israel cries out again. This time the LORD tells them to go and cry to the gods they chose, and let those gods save them. They admit they've sinned. They throw out the foreign gods and serve the LORD. And he can't bear Israel's misery any longer.

Judges 11

Jephthah the Gileadite@jephthah · Tob

Mum was a prostitute. My half-brothers threw me out. Went to Tob. Men with nothing to lose gathered round me.

Jephthah the Gileadite@jephthah · Tob

Now the Ammonites are here, the elders of Gilead want me back. Asked them: didn't you hate me? Didn't you throw me out? Their answer: that's why we've come back to you. Lead us.

Replying to @jephthah

Made them say it in front of the LORD at Mizpah: if the LORD gives me the win, I'm their head. They did.

Judges 12

The book of Judges@judges.book

While we're counting: Ibzan had thirty sons and thirty daughters. Abdon had forty sons, thirty grandsons, seventy donkeys.

The book of Judges@judges.bookJair judged Israel. He had thirty sons who rode thirty donkeys and had thirty towns.

Judges 13

Manoah’s wife@samsons.mother · Zorah

Couldn't have children. A man of God came and told me I'll have a son. No razor on his head, ever. He'll start to save Israel from the Philistines.

Manoah@manoah

Replying to @samsons.mother

I prayed he'd come back and tell us how to raise the boy. He did come back. To you. In the field. While I wasn't there. Typical.

Manoah@manoah

Asked his name. He asked why I wanted to know. Said it's too wonderful to understand.

Manoah@manoah

He went up in the flame from the altar. We're going to die. We've seen God.

Manoah’s wife@samsons.mother

Replying to @manoah

If the LORD meant to kill us, he wouldn't have accepted our offering.

Manoah’s wife@samsons.mother

Had my son. We've called him Samson. He's growing, and the LORD is blessing him.

Judges 14

Samson@samson · Timnah

Saw a Philistine girl down in Timnah. Told Mum and Dad: get her for me. She's the one.

Manoah@manoah

Replying to @samson

Not one girl among our own people? It has to be a Philistine?

The book of Judges@judges.book · Timnah

On the way down to Timnah, a young lion comes roaring at Samson in the vineyards. The Spirit of the LORD comes on him and he tears it apart with his bare hands. He doesn't tell his parents.

The book of Judges@judges.book

Next time he passes, bees have made honey in the lion's carcass. He scoops some out, eats it as he walks, and gives some to his mum and dad. He doesn't say where it came from.

Samson@samson · Timnah

Riddle for my thirty groomsmen, thirty sets of clothes on it: Out of the eater, something to eat. Out of the strong, something sweet.

Replying to @samson

Three days in. Not one of us can work it out. Not one.

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The book of Judges@judges.book

The Spirit of the LORD comes on Samson. He kills thirty men in Ashkelon to pay off the bet, then storms home angry. His wife is given to one of his groomsmen.

Judges 15

Her father in Timnah@timnah.father · Timnah

Awkward one. Samson turned up with a young goat to see his wife, and I had to tell him I'd given her to one of his groomsmen. I honestly thought he hated her. Her younger sister's prettier, though? Take her instead?

Samson@samson

Three hundred foxes. Tied tail to tail, a torch between each pair. Let loose in the Philistines' grain.

A man of Judah at Etam@judah.at.etam · Rock of Etam

Three thousand of us went down to Samson's cave. Mate, don't you know the Philistines rule us? What have you done to us? Tied him up to hand him over. He only let us after we swore we wouldn't kill him ourselves.

Samson@samson · Lehi

The Spirit of the LORD came on me. The ropes went like burnt flax. A donkey's jawbone. A thousand men. With the jawbone of a donkey, I've piled them in heaps.

Samson@samson · Lehi

So thirsty I thought I'd die. Called out to the LORD. He split open the hollow at Lehi and water came out.

Judges 16

Someone in Gaza@gaza.local · Gaza

Samson was in town last night. We sat quietly by the gate all night to get him at dawn. At midnight he just pulled the gate out. Doors, both posts, bar and all. Carried it up the hill facing Hebron.

Someone in Gaza@gaza.local · Valley of Sorek

No because our lords have actually been to see Delilah, the woman in the Sorek valley Samson's in love with. Eleven hundred pieces of silver each if she finds out where his strength comes from.

One of the men in Delilah’s room@sorek.ambush · Valley of Sorek

Replying to @gaza.local

Back room. Again. Three times now some of us have sat hidden in Delilah's place waiting for him. Bowstrings. New ropes. His hair woven into the loom. Every time she shouts that we're on him, he just snaps free.

Delilah@delilah

How can he say he loves me when his heart isn't with me?

The book of Judges@judges.book

She keeps on at him, day after day, until he's sick to death of it. So he tells her everything: he's been set apart to God since before he was born, and no razor has ever touched his head. She sends for the Philistine lords. They come with the money.

Someone in Gaza@gaza.local · Valley of SorekNo because our lords have actually been to see Delilah, the woman in the Sorek valley Samson's in love with. Eleven hundred pieces of silver each if she finds out where his strength comes from.
The book of Judges@judges.book · Gaza

He doesn't know the LORD has left him. They seize him, blind him, and set him grinding grain in a Gaza prison.

The book of Judges@judges.book

But the hair on his head begins to grow again.

The crowd in Dagon’s temple@dagon.crowd · Gaza

Our god has handed Samson over to us! Bring him out to entertain us!

The book of Judges@judges.book · Gaza

Samson prays. Asks the Lord GOD to remember him and give him strength one more time. He braces himself between the two middle pillars. “Let me die with the Philistines.” He pushes. The temple falls. He kills more in his death than in his life.

Judges 17

Micah@micah.ephraim · Hill country of Ephraim

Mum had eleven hundred pieces of silver stolen and put a curse on whoever took it. So, yeah. It was me. Gave it back. She had some of it made into an idol. So now I've got a shrine.

The book of Judges@judges.book

Back then Israel had no king. Everyone just did whatever seemed right to them.

Micah@micah.ephraim

Hired a Levite as my priest. Ten pieces of silver a year, plus clothes and food. Now I know the LORD will be good to me.

Judges 18

Dan still has nowhere of its own to settle, so five of us went scouting. Found a quiet town called Laish. Easy-going people, nobody near enough to help them. The land's wide and has everything. Honestly, why are we waiting?

The young Levite@levite.for.hire

Got offered a step up: priest to a whole tribe instead of one man's house. Didn't need asking twice. Took the idol and went.

Micah@micah.ephraim

The Danites walked off with my gods and my priest. Went after them, and they asked what my problem was. What have I got left? They told me to keep my voice down, or some angry men might go for me and my family. They were too strong for me. Went home.

The young Levite@levite.for.hireGot offered a step up: priest to a whole tribe instead of one man's house. Didn't need asking twice. Took the idol and went.
The book of Judges@judges.book · Dan

The priest with Dan's idol: Jonathan son of Gershom, son of Moses. Moses' own grandson.

Judges 21

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