Genesis192 posts · book 1 of 66

Genesis 1

Moses@moses

Let’s start at the actual beginning. Before anything, there’s God. Then God creates the heavens and the earth. It’s dark and empty, deep water everywhere, and God’s Spirit is hovering over the surface.

Moses@moses

And God says, “Let there be light.” And there’s light. That’s all it takes.

Moses@moses

The first week, short version: 1. Light. 2. Sky. 3. Land, seas, and everything green. 4. Sun and moon. “He made the stars as well.” Every star there is, in half a sentence. 5. Fish and birds. 6. Animals. Then people. 7. Rest.

Moses@moses

Day six is the one that matters for us. God makes people in his own image. Male and female. Then he looks at everything he’s made, and it isn’t just good this time. It’s very good.

Genesis 2

Adam@adam · Eden

Dust. That’s what I was. Then the LORD God breathed the breath of life into my nose, and I was alive. That close. Then he planted a garden in Eden and put me in it.

Adam@adam · Eden

One rule. Eat from any tree in the garden you like, except the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Eat from that one and you’ll die. That was it. Every tree but one.

Adam@adam

The first thing in all creation that wasn’t good: me, on my own. God said so himself.

Adam@adam

Replying to @adam

Named every animal. Every single bird. Not one of them was like me.

Adam@adam · Eden

Deep sleep. A rib gone. Then God brought her to me. Finally. Bone of my bones, flesh of my flesh.

Moses@moses

Both of them naked, and neither of them ashamed. Remember that. It doesn’t last.

Genesis 3

Moses@moses · Eden

Enter the serpent, the craftiest animal God made. Watch how it opens. With a question. Did God really say they can’t eat from any tree in the garden?

Eve@eve · Eden

Told it we could eat from any tree except the one in the middle. It said we wouldn’t die. It said we’d be like God.

Eve@eve · Eden

It looked good. It was beautiful. I wanted to be wise. So I ate some, and gave some to Adam. He was right there with me.

Adam@adam · Eden

Our eyes were opened, all right. First thing we saw: we were naked. Sewed fig leaves together. That evening we heard the LORD God walking in the garden, and we hid in the trees. From God. And he called out, “Where are you?”

Adam@adam

Told him I was scared because I was naked, so I hid. He asked if I’d eaten from the tree. And I blamed her. Said the woman he put here with me gave it to me. I said that. To God. About her.

Eve@eve

Replying to @adam

And I said the serpent tricked me. It did. I still ate it.

Moses@moses

Then God speaks to the serpent, and keep hold of this one. From now on it’s hostility between it and the woman, and between its offspring and hers. He’ll crush its head, and it’ll strike his heel.

Adam@adam

Then the hard words. Thorns and thistles. Sweat for every meal, until I go back to the ground I came from. He said I’m dust, and I’ll go back to dust.

Eve@eve

Adam called me Eve. It means living, because I’d be the mother of everyone alive. And before we left, God made us clothes out of skins and dressed us himself.

Moses@moses

They’re sent out of the garden. East of Eden, God puts cherubim and a flaming sword that flashes every way, to guard the road to the tree of life.

Adam@adam

Replying to @moses

The way back is fire now.

Genesis 4

Eve@eve

It’s a boy! With the LORD’s help I’ve brought a man into the world. Cain. Then another boy, Abel.

Moses@moses

Cain brings the LORD some of his crops. Abel brings the best of the firstborn from his flock. God is pleased with Abel and his offering, but not with Cain’s, and Cain is furious. It’s all over his face.

Moses@moses

Replying to @moses

God talks to him first. Tells him sin is crouching at his door and it wants him. He has to master it.

Moses@moses

Then Cain asks his brother to come out to the field with him. And out there, he attacks Abel and kills him. The first death in the world is a murder, and it’s a brother.

Cain@cain

No idea. Am I my brother’s keeper?

Moses@moses

Replying to @cain

That’s what he said when the LORD asked him where Abel was. And God told him his brother’s blood is crying out to him from the ground.

Cain@cain

This is more than I can take. Driven off the land. Hidden from God. Wandering forever. And whoever finds me will kill me.

Cain@cain

Replying to @cain

God put a mark on me, so nobody who finds me will kill me. Even me. I’ve settled in Nod, east of Eden.

Moses@moses

Cain’s family, quickly: a city, the first people to live in tents with herds, the first to play the harp and flute, the first to forge bronze and iron.

Eve@eve

Another son. Seth. God has given me another child in place of Abel, because Cain killed him.

Moses@moses

And around then, people start praying to the LORD by name.

Genesis 5

Moses@moses

Adam’s family tree, Adam to Noah, ten generations. Entry after entry ends “and then he died.” Except one. Enoch walked with God, and then he wasn’t there, because God took him.

Moses@moses

Replying to @moses

Also, Enoch’s son Methuselah: 969. Nobody has beaten it.

Genesis 6

Moses@moses

This is a strange passage, and I’m not going to pretend it isn’t. “The sons of God” see that human women are beautiful, and marry whoever they choose. The Nephilim are on the earth in those days, the famous heroes of long ago. And the LORD says people will live 120 years.

Moses@moses

One of the saddest lines I have to write. The LORD sees that every thought in people’s hearts is evil, all the time. He’s sorry he ever made them, and it breaks his heart. He says he’ll wipe them off the face of the earth.

Moses@moses

But the LORD is pleased with Noah.

Noah@noah

God told me the end was coming, because the earth was full of violence. Then he gave me the plans. Gopher wood. Pitch inside and out. Three decks, a door in the side, 300 cubits long. About 140 metres.

Moses@moses

Replying to @noah

And Noah does everything God tells him. That’s the whole verse. That’s the whole man.

Genesis 7

Noah@noah

I was 600 when it started. The springs of the deep burst open, the windows of the sky opened, and it rained for forty days and forty nights. We went in, me, my wife, our sons and their wives, and the animals with us, two by two.

Noah@noah

Replying to @noah

And we didn’t shut the door. The LORD did.

Noah@noah

The water kept rising until even the highest mountains were under. Everything on land that breathed died. Just us left, in the ark.

Genesis 8

Moses@moses

But God remembers Noah.

Noah@noah · Mountains of Ararat

Sent out a raven. It just kept flying back and forth. Then a dove. Nowhere to land, so she came back and I reached out and brought her in. A week later, again. That evening she came back with a fresh olive leaf in her beak. A week after that, she didn’t come back at all.

Noah@noah

First thing on dry ground: built an altar. And the LORD promised that as long as the earth lasts, there’ll always be planting and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, day and night.

Genesis 9

Moses@moses

Then God makes a covenant, which means he binds himself to a promise. Never again will a flood destroy all life on the earth. And the sign is his rainbow in the clouds. Whenever it shows up, he says, he’ll see it and remember.

Genesis 10

Moses@moses

Chapter ten is the map: every nation from Noah’s three sons. One name to remember: Nimrod, a mighty hunter in the LORD’s sight. People still say “like Nimrod” about a great hunter. He builds Babylon’s cities, and Nineveh.

Genesis 11

A brickmaker on the plain of Shinar@brickmaker.shinar · Shinar

Okay so there’s no stone round here. We’re making bricks and firing them properly. Tar for mortar. Sorted.

A builder at Babel@builder.babel · Shinar

A city, and a tower right up to the sky. We make a name for ourselves, and nobody gets scattered all over the earth. Honestly can’t see a downside.

Moses@moses · Babel

And the LORD comes down to see the tower. Comes down. He mixes up their language so they can’t understand each other, and they stop building and scatter all over the earth, which is exactly what they didn’t want. That’s Babel. It sounds like their word for confused.

A builder at Babel@builder.babel · ShinarA city, and a tower right up to the sky. We make a name for ourselves, and nobody gets scattered all over the earth. Honestly can’t see a downside.
A builder at Babel@builder.babel

Replying to @moses

Nobody can understand a word anyone’s saying. So that’s the tower done.

Moses@moses

Shem’s line, ten generations, down to a man called Terah. His son Abram marries Sarai. And one line on its own: Sarai can’t have children.

Genesis 12

Moses@moses · Haran

Then this. The LORD tells Abram to leave his country, his relatives and his father’s house, and go to a land he’ll show him. He’ll make him into a great nation, and every family on earth will be blessed through him.

Abraham@abraham · Shechem

In Canaan the LORD appeared to me and said he’d give this land to my children. I didn’t have any children. I built an altar there anyway.

Moses@moses · Egypt

Famine in Canaan, so Abram takes everyone down to Egypt. Just before they get there, he asks Sarai to tell people she’s his sister. She’s beautiful, and he’s sure the Egyptians would kill him to get her.

Sarah@sarah · Egypt

Replying to @moses

So Pharaoh’s officials saw me, raved about me to Pharaoh, and I was taken into the palace. And Abram did very nicely out of it. Sheep, cattle, donkeys, camels.

Pharaoh (Abram’s day)@pharaoh.abram · Egypt

Severe plagues throughout my household. Then the reason came to light: she is his wife. I have asked him why he did not tell me. Why say she was his sister, so that I took her as my wife? She has been returned to him, and they have been escorted out of Egypt.

Genesis 13

Abraham@abraham

Back in Canaan, Lot and I had so many animals the land couldn’t hold us both, and our herders started fighting.

Abraham@abraham · Bethel

Replying to @abraham

Told Lot: let’s not fight, you and me, or our herders. We’re family. The whole land is in front of you. You choose. You go left, I’ll go right. You go right, I’ll go left.

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Abraham@abraham · Hebron

After Lot left, the LORD told me to look north, south, east and west. All of it, for my offspring, forever. As many as the dust of the earth. If anyone can count the dust, they can count them.

Genesis 14

Did you hear? Four kings from the east have beaten the kings of Sodom and Gomorrah, cleared out both cities and taken Lot, Abram’s nephew. He was living in Sodom. I legged it. Heading to Abram’s now.

Abraham@abraham

Someone who escaped came and told me my nephew had been taken. I took the 318 trained men born in my household and went after them. Night attack. Got Lot back, and everything else too.

Bera, king of Sodom@king.of.sodom

Replying to @abraham

I have asked Abram to return my people. He may keep the goods.

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Melchizedek@melchizedek · Salem

As king of Salem, I brought out bread and wine for Abram on his return from the battle. I am a priest of God Most High, and I blessed him. He gave me a tenth of everything.

Abraham@abrahamSomeone who escaped came and told me my nephew had been taken. I took the 318 trained men born in my household and went after them. Night attack. Got Lot back, and everything else too.

Genesis 15

Abraham@abraham

The LORD spoke to me in a vision. Told me not to be afraid. He’s my shield, and my reward, a huge one. And I said what was on my mind. What can you give me? I’ve got no children. A servant in my house, Eliezer, is going to get everything I own.

Abraham@abraham

Replying to @abraham

He said Eliezer won’t be my heir. My own son will. Then he took me outside and told me to look up and count the stars, if I could. That’s how many my descendants will be.

Abraham@abraham

Then the strangest night. God told me to bring animals, and I cut them in two and laid the halves out in rows, the old way of sealing an agreement. I fell into a deep sleep, and a thick, terrifying darkness came over me.

Abraham@abraham

Replying to @abraham

He told me my descendants would be slaves in a land that isn’t theirs for 400 years, and then come out. After dark, a smoking firepot and a blazing torch passed between the pieces. Only the fire went through.

Genesis 16

Sarah@sarah

The LORD has kept me from having children. So I told Abram to go to my servant Hagar. Maybe I can build a family through her.

Sarah@sarah

Told Abram this is all on him. I gave him my servant, and now she’s pregnant she looks down on me. The LORD can decide which of us is right.

Hagar@hagar

Replying to @sarah

Abram told her I was hers to deal with. She treated me so harshly I ran away.

Hagar@hagar · Road to Shur

Ran into the desert. Pregnant. By a spring, the angel of the LORD found me, and he knew my name. He told me to go back. And that I’d have a son, and call him Ishmael, because the LORD has heard my misery.

Hagar@hagar · Beer-lahai-roi

You are the God who sees me.

Moses@moses

An Egyptian servant girl, on the run, and she’s the one who gives God a name. The well is still called Beer-lahai-roi, the well of the Living One who sees me.

Hagar@hagar · Beer-lahai-roiYou are the God who sees me.

Genesis 17

Abraham@abraham

Thirteen years later. He told me he’s God Almighty, and I’m to live my whole life in his sight and be blameless. And a new name. Not Abram, exalted father. Abraham, father of many.

Abraham@abraham

Replying to @abraham

Father of many. I was ninety-nine, with one son.

Abraham@abraham

The sign of the agreement: every male circumcised at eight days old, every generation. I did it that same day. Me, and every male in my household.

Abraham@abraham

God said Sarai is Sarah now, and she’ll have a son. I fell face down. And laughed. A hundred years old? Sarah, ninety? I said: if only Ishmael could live under your blessing.

Abraham@abraham

Replying to @abraham

God said no. Sarah will have a son, and I’m to call him Isaac. It means he laughs.

Genesis 18

Moses@moses · Mamre

Not enough people talk about this. Abraham is ninety-nine. Hottest part of the day. Three strangers turn up at his tent, and he runs. Bows to the ground. Offers them “a bit of bread”. Then serves fresh bread, a whole calf, curds and milk.

Moses@moses · Mamre

They ask where his wife is. In the tent, he says. Then one of them, and this is the LORD himself, says that this time next year Sarah will have a son. Sarah is listening at the tent door behind him.

Sarah@sarah · Mamre

I laughed to myself. Me? Worn out as I am, and my husband this old?

Moses@moses · MamreThey ask where his wife is. In the tent, he says. Then one of them, and this is the LORD himself, says that this time next year Sarah will have a son. Sarah is listening at the tent door behind him.
Sarah@sarah

Replying to @sarah

He asked why I laughed. Is anything too hard for the LORD? I got scared and said I didn’t laugh. He said no, I did.

Abraham@abraham

The LORD told me the outcry against Sodom and Gomorrah is huge, and he’s going to see for himself. The two men headed for Sodom. I stayed where I was, standing in front of the LORD.

Abraham@abraham

I asked him. What if there are fifty good people in Sodom? Isn’t the judge of the whole earth going to do what’s right? He said for fifty he’d spare it. I’m nothing but dust and ashes, I know, but I kept going. Forty-five. Forty. Thirty. Twenty. Ten.

Moses@moses

Replying to @abraham

He said for ten, he won’t destroy it.

Genesis 19

Moses@moses · Sodom

That evening two of the visitors, angels, reach Sodom. Lot is sitting at the city gate, and he insists they stay at his house. Before morning they tell him to get every bit of family he has out of the city. The LORD is about to destroy it.

One of Lot’s sons-in-law-to-be@lot.son.in.law · Sodom

Lot came round tonight, dead serious: get out, the LORD’s about to destroy the city. Mate. He’s got to be joking.

Lot@lot · Sodom

At dawn they kept telling me to hurry. I hesitated. So they grabbed my hand, and my wife’s and my daughters’, and walked us out of the city. The LORD was being merciful to us.

Moses@moses · Sodom

“Run for your lives. Don’t look back.” Then the LORD rains down burning sulphur on Sodom and Gomorrah and the whole plain. Lot’s wife looks back. She becomes a pillar of salt.

Abraham@abraham

Went back early next morning to where I’d stood with the LORD, and looked down towards Sodom. Smoke rising off the whole land, like smoke from a furnace.

Moses@moses

Replying to @abraham

God remembered Abraham, and got Lot out.

Genesis 20

Moses@moses · Gerar

And here we go again. In Gerar, Abraham says Sarah is his sister, and King Abimelech takes her.

Abimelech, king of Gerar@abimelech.gerar · Gerar

God came to me in a dream and informed me I was as good as dead, as the woman is married. I had not touched her. He told me she was his sister. She told me he was her brother. I have since put the question to Abraham: what did I ever do to you?

Moses@moses · GerarAnd here we go again. In Gerar, Abraham says Sarah is his sister, and King Abimelech takes her.
Abraham@abraham

Replying to @abimelech.gerar

I thought nobody here feared God, and they’d kill me for my wife. And she is actually my sister. Same father, different mother.

Genesis 21

Moses@moses

And the LORD does exactly what he promised Sarah.

Sarah@sarah

It’s a boy. Right on time, like God said. His name is Isaac.

Abraham@abraham

Replying to @sarah

A hundred years old, and I’ve got a son.

Sarah@sarah

Who’d ever have told Abraham that Sarah would be nursing a baby? And yet here we are. I’ve given him a son in his old age.

Sarah@sarah

Saw Hagar’s son mocking at Isaac’s weaning party. Told Abraham to get rid of that slave woman and her son. Her son is never sharing my son’s inheritance.

Hagar@hagar · Desert of Beersheba

Sent off at dawn with some bread and a skin of water. In the desert the water ran out. I put my boy under a bush and went and sat about a bowshot away, because I couldn’t watch him die. And I cried.

Hagar@hagar

Replying to @hagar

God heard the boy. “Don’t be afraid, Hagar.” Then he opened my eyes, and there was a well. Second time in a desert with nowhere to go. Second time he found me.

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Genesis 22

Moses@moses

This is the hardest thing I have to tell you about Abraham. God tests him. Tells him to take his son, his only son, Isaac, the one he loves, up to the land of Moriah and offer him there as a burnt offering.

Abraham@abraham

Replying to @moses

Early next morning I saddled the donkey. Three days’ walk. Told the servants: stay here. The boy and I will go over there and worship, and then we’ll come back to you. I put the wood on Isaac’s back and carried the fire and the knife myself.

Isaac@isaac · Moriah

On the way up I said, Dad, we’ve got the fire and the wood. But where’s the lamb? He said God will provide the lamb himself, son. And the two of us kept walking together.

Moses@moses · Moriah

At the place, Abraham builds an altar, lays the wood on it, ties up his son and lays him on top. He takes the knife.

Moses@moses · Moriah

Then the angel of the LORD shouts his name from heaven, twice. Don’t touch the boy. Now he knows Abraham fears God. Abraham looks up. Behind him, a ram, caught by its horns in a bush. He offers the ram instead of his son.

Abraham@abraham · Moriah

I named the place The LORD Will Provide.

Moses@moses

Replying to @abraham

People still say it: on the LORD’s mountain, it’ll be provided.

Moses@moses

And God swears an oath on himself: descendants like the stars in the sky and the sand on the beach, and every nation on earth blessed through them. All because Abraham did what he said.

Genesis 23

Abraham@abraham · Hebron

Sarah died today, at Hebron. She was 127. I mourned her, and I cried for her.

A Hittite elder at Hebron’s gate@hittite.elder.hebron · Hebron

Abraham, a foreigner residing among us, has requested a place to bury his wife. Our reply: Sir, you are God’s chosen prince among us. Bury her in the finest of our tombs.

Ephron the Hittite@ephron · Hebron

I informed Abraham that the field is worth four hundred shekels of silver. What is that between friends? Do go ahead and bury your dead.

Moses@moses · Machpelah

That’s how haggling goes when the other side calls it a gift. Abraham weighs out all four hundred in front of everyone at the gate. After all those promises of land, the first piece of it Abraham owns is a grave.

Ephron the Hittite@ephron · HebronI informed Abraham that the field is worth four hundred shekels of silver. What is that between friends? Do go ahead and bury your dead.

Genesis 24

Abraham’s chief servant@abrahams.servant · Nahor's town, Aram

Abraham sent me back to his family to find Isaac a wife. Ten camels. At the well outside town, in the evening, I prayed: LORD, let the girl who says, “Have a drink, and I’ll water your camels too,” be the one.

Abraham’s chief servant@abrahams.servant

Replying to @abrahams.servant

I hadn’t even finished praying when she walked out with her jar on her shoulder.

Rebekah@rebekah · Nahor's town, Aram

A man ran up and asked for a sip from my jar. Gave him a drink, then said I’d draw water for his camels too, till they’d all had enough. Ten camels. Ten.

Abraham’s chief servant@abrahams.servant

Replying to @rebekah

I just stood there watching her, not saying a word. Waiting to see if the LORD had made my trip a success.

Abraham’s chief servant@abrahams.servant

I asked whose daughter she was. Bethuel’s. Abraham’s own family. I bowed down and worshipped the LORD right there. He led me the whole way.

Laban@laban · Nahor's town, Aram

Saw the gold ring and the bracelets on my sister, and I was out of that door and down to the well. Told him: come in, you’re blessed by the LORD. Why are you standing out here?

Laban@laban

Replying to @laban

He wouldn’t even eat until he’d told us why he’d come. By the end of it Dad and I said it: this is from the LORD. Not our call. Take her.

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Rebekah@rebekah · Negev

Evening, and a man was walking across the field towards us. I asked the servant who he was. His master, Isaac, he said. So I got down off my camel and covered my face with my veil. Isaac took me into his mother Sarah’s tent, and I became his wife. He loved me. It comforted him after his mother died.

Genesis 25

Isaac@isaac · Machpelah

Dad died at 175, old, after a long, full life. Ishmael and I buried him together, in the cave, next to Mum.

Rebekah@rebekah

Twenty years married and nothing. Then Isaac prayed for me, and now it’s twins, fighting inside me. Why is this happening to me? So I asked the LORD. He said two nations are in my womb, and the older will serve the younger.

Rebekah@rebekah

Replying to @rebekah

First one out was red and hairy all over, like a fur coat. Esau. The second came out holding on to his brother’s heel. Jacob, the heel-grabber. Isaac loves Esau and his wild game. I love Jacob.

Esau@esau

In from the fields and starving. Jacob’s cooking stew. Bro. Give me some of that red stuff. That red stuff, there.

Moses@moses

Replying to @jacob

The birthright was the firstborn’s double share and his place as head of the family. Esau eats, drinks, gets up and goes. That’s how little he thinks of it.

Genesis 26

Moses@moses · Gerar

Another famine, and Isaac moves the family to Gerar. When the men there ask about Rebekah, he tells them she’s his sister. He’s scared they’ll kill him for her. His father did exactly the same thing. Twice.

Abimelech, king of Gerar@abimelech.gerar · Gerar

Happened to look out of my window and observed Isaac caressing Rebekah. She is quite obviously his wife. Why, then, describe her as his sister? One of my people could easily have slept with her.

Moses@moses · GerarAnother famine, and Isaac moves the family to Gerar. When the men there ask about Rebekah, he tells them she’s his sister. He’s scared they’ll kill him for her. His father did exactly the same thing. Twice.
Isaac@isaac · Valley of Gerar

Wells we’ve dug, and what I named them: 1. Argument. The herdsmen of Gerar said it was theirs. 2. Hostility. Same again. 3. Room. Nobody fought over this one. The LORD has made room for us.

A herdsman of Gerar@herdsman.gerar

Replying to @isaac

The water’s ours. Just so we’re clear.

Genesis 27

Isaac@isaac

I’m old, and I can barely see. Told Esau: go hunting, make me the tasty food I love, and I’ll give you my blessing before I die.

Moses@moses

Rebekah has been listening at the tent. The minute Esau goes off to hunt, she tells Jacob the plan: fetch two young goats, she’ll cook them the way his father likes, and he takes the food in and gets the blessing. Jacob’s worried. Esau is hairy and he isn’t, and if Dad touches him he’ll get a curse, not a blessing. She says let the curse fall on her.

Moses@moses

Replying to @moses

So in goes Jacob, in Esau’s clothes, with goatskins on his hands and neck. Isaac can barely see. He feels him and says the voice is Jacob’s, but the hands are Esau’s. Asks, are you really my son Esau? Jacob says he is. And Isaac blesses him.

Isaac@isaac

Esau walked in with his dish. Said he was my firstborn. Then who had I just blessed? I couldn’t stop shaking. It was Jacob. He came in pretending to be his brother and took the blessing. And it’s his now. It stays.

Esau@esau

Replying to @isaac

No wonder he’s called Jacob. That’s twice he’s cheated me. My birthright, and now my blessing. Dad, haven’t you saved even one blessing for me? Bless me too. Me too.

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Rebekah@rebekah

Honestly, if Jacob marries one of these local Hittite women like his brother did, what’s the point of living? Isaac is sending him to my brother Laban in Haran to find a wife there.

Moses@moses

Replying to @rebekah

What she isn’t saying: Esau has been muttering that once their father is gone, he’ll kill Jacob. Someone passed it on to her, and she told Jacob to go and stay with Laban till his brother calms down.

Genesis 28

Jacob@jacob · Bethel

Slept out with a stone for a pillow. Dreamed of a stairway from earth to heaven, with God’s angels going up and down on it. And the LORD standing above it, telling me he’s with me, he’ll watch over me wherever I go, and he’ll bring me back to this land.

Jacob@jacob · Bethel

The LORD is in this place, and I had no idea.

Moses@moses

Replying to @jacob

Then Jacob makes a vow, and it’s very Jacob. If God stays with me, feeds me, clothes me and gets me home safe, then the LORD will be my God. And he’ll get a tenth.

Genesis 29

Rachel@rachel · Haran

Brought my father’s sheep to the well, and a stranger rolled the stone off by himself and watered our whole flock. Then he kissed me and burst into tears. Turns out he’s my cousin.

Replying to @rachel

That stone only comes off once every flock’s in. That’s the rule. He just rolled it off on his own.

Jacob@jacob

Worked seven years for Rachel. They felt like a few days, I loved her that much.

Jacob@jacob · Haran

Seven years. The wedding feast. And in the morning: it’s Leah.

Laban@laban

Replying to @jacob

It’s not done round here, marrying off the younger before the firstborn. Finish the wedding week with this one, and you can have Rachel as well. For another seven years’ work, mind.

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Leah@leah

My sons’ names say it all. Reuben: the LORD has seen my misery, surely my husband will love me now. Simeon: the LORD heard I’m not loved. Levi: now at last my husband will be attached to me.

Leah@leah

Son number four. Judah. This time I will praise the LORD.

Genesis 30

Rachel@rachel

Told Jacob: give me children, or I’ll die.

Jacob@jacob

Replying to @rachel

What, am I God? He’s the one keeping you from having children, not me.

Leah@leah

Reuben found mandrakes, the plant people say helps you have children, and Rachel wanted them. So we did a deal: the mandrakes for a night with Jacob. When he came in from the fields I told him: you’re with me tonight. I’ve paid for you.

Moses@moses

Replying to @leah

It’s a contest now. Between the two sisters and their two servants, Jacob has ten sons and a daughter, Dinah. None of them Rachel’s.

Rachel@rachel

God remembered me. A son. God has taken away my shame. His name is Joseph, which means may he add. May the LORD add another.

Jacob@jacob

Asked Laban for every speckled, spotted and dark animal as my wages. He agreed. Then that same day he took them all out of the flock himself and sent them three days away with his sons. Classic.

Moses@moses

Replying to @jacob

So Jacob gets to work at the water troughs. Fresh branches with white stripes peeled into them, set in front of the strongest animals when they breed. The strong ones are born speckled and spotted, and they’re his. The weak ones go to Laban. Jacob gets very rich.

Genesis 31

Laban’s sons@labans.sons · Haran

Jacob has taken everything that was Dad’s. All that wealth of his? Came from Dad. Just saying.

Moses@moses

Laban is away shearing his sheep. Jacob puts his wives and children on camels and leaves without a word. What nobody knows, Jacob included: Rachel has taken her father’s household gods.

Jacob@jacob · Haran

We’ve gone. Before we left I called Rachel and Leah out to the fields, where nobody could hear. Your father has cheated me and changed my wages ten times, but God didn’t let him harm me. And God has told me to go home.

Leah@leah

Replying to @jacob

Is there anything left for us in our father’s house? He treats us like foreigners. He sold us, and then he spent the money.

Laban@laban · Hill country of Gilead

Seven days chasing them. Asked him why he snuck off. I’d have given them a proper send-off, singing, tambourines, harps. He didn’t even let me kiss my grandchildren goodbye. And why steal my gods?

Jacob@jacob

Replying to @laban

Your gods? Search whatever you like. If you find them with anyone here, that person won’t live.

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Jacob@jacob · Hill country of Gilead

Finally said it. Twenty years. Heat by day, frost by night, no sleep. Fourteen years for your daughters, six for your flocks, and you changed my wages ten times. If the God of my father hadn’t been with me, you’d have sent me away empty-handed.

Laban@laban

Replying to @jacob

Those are my daughters. Those kids are my kids. Those flocks are my flocks. Everything you can see is mine.

Moses@moses · Mizpah

In the end they pile up stones as a witness and make an agreement, and Laban says may the LORD keep watch between them when they can’t see each other. Sounds sweet. It’s really two men who don’t trust each other.

Genesis 32

Jacob@jacob

Sent word ahead to Esau. The messengers came back: he’s on his way to meet me. With four hundred men. I’m terrified.

Jacob@jacob

Prayed. I don’t deserve any of the kindness and faithfulness you’ve shown me. I crossed the Jordan with nothing but my staff, and now look. Please, save me from my brother. I’m afraid he’ll come and kill us all, mothers and children.

Jacob@jacob

Gift for Esau, sent ahead in separate herds with gaps between: 200 female goats 20 male goats 200 ewes 20 rams 30 camels with their young 40 cows, 10 bulls 20 female donkeys, 10 male donkeys Maybe that’ll soften him up.

Jacob@jacob · Jabbok

Alone that night by the Jabbok. A man wrestled with me until daybreak. When he saw he couldn’t win, he touched my hip and wrenched it out of joint. He said, “Let me go, it’s dawn.” I said I won’t let you go unless you bless me.

Jacob@jacob

Replying to @jacob

He asked my name. Jacob. He said: not any more. Israel, because you have struggled with God and with people, and you have won.

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Genesis 33

Jacob@jacob

And there was Esau, with the four hundred. I went out in front of everyone and bowed to the ground seven times as I got closer to my brother.

Jacob@jacob

Replying to @esau

You asked what all the animals were for. Said you had plenty, and I should keep them. I made you take them. Seeing your face was like seeing the face of God, you welcomed me so kindly.

Genesis 35

Jacob@jacob · Bethel

God said go up to Bethel. So I told everyone: get rid of your foreign gods, wash, change your clothes. They handed them over, earrings too, and I buried the lot under the oak near Shechem.

Jacob@jacob · Bethel

Back at Bethel. Last time I was here I had a stone for a pillow and nothing else. God answered me on the worst day of my life, and he’s been with me everywhere I’ve gone. Building him an altar.

Jacob@jacob · BethelSlept out with a stone for a pillow. Dreamed of a stairway from earth to heaven, with God’s angels going up and down on it. And the LORD standing above it, telling me he’s with me, he’ll watch over me wherever I go, and he’ll bring me back to this land.

Genesis 24

Jacob@jacob · Below Bethel

Deborah died. Mum’s nurse, the one who came with her from her family’s home when she left to marry Dad. We buried her under the oak below Bethel. I’ve named it Allon-bacuth. The Oak of Weeping.

Moses@moses

Replying to @jacob

The first time we’re told her name is the day she dies.

Genesis 35

Jacob@jacob · Road to Bethlehem

Rachel died on the road near Bethlehem, giving birth. A very hard labour. With her last breath she named our son Ben-oni, son of my sorrow. I called him Benjamin, son of my right hand.

Esau@esau · Hebron

Dad died at 180, after a long, full life. Jacob and I buried him. Together.

Moses@moses

Replying to @esau

Esau moves to the hill country of Seir, and his family becomes Edom. There’s a whole chapter of their chiefs, if you want it.

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Genesis 37

Moses@moses

Joseph is seventeen, and he brings his father a bad report about his brothers. Jacob loves Joseph more than all his other sons, because he had him in his old age, and makes him a special robe. His brothers see it, and hate him. They can’t say a kind word to him.

Joseph@joseph.son.of.jacob · Canaan

Okay, so I had the strangest dream. We were out binding sheaves in the field, and my sheaf stood up straight, and all your sheaves gathered round and bowed down to mine.

Joseph’s brothers@josephs.brothers

Replying to @joseph.son.of.jacob

Oh, right. So you’re king now, are you? You’re going to rule over us?

Joseph@joseph.son.of.jacob · Canaan

Had another one. The sun, the moon and eleven stars, all bowing down to me.

Jacob@jacob

Replying to @joseph.son.of.jacob

Your mother and I and your brothers, bowing down to you? Really, son?

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Moses@moses · Dothan

Jacob sends Joseph out to check on his brothers, who are away with the flocks. They see him coming from a long way off, and before he reaches them they’ve made a plan. Here comes the dreamer. Kill him, throw him in a pit, say a wild animal ate him. Then see what becomes of his dreams.

Moses@moses · Dothan

They strip him of the robe first. Then, with him in the pit, they sit down to eat.

Moses@moses · Dothan

They wanted to kill him. Reuben talks them into throwing him in a pit instead. He means to come back later and get him out. When he does come back, the pit is empty.

Moses@moses

Replying to @moses

What Reuben missed: while he was away, Judah asked what they’d gain by killing their own brother. So they sold him to traders heading for Egypt. Twenty pieces of silver.

Jacob@jacob

They brought me his robe, soaked in blood. A wild animal got him. Joseph has been torn to pieces. I’ll be mourning my son till I’m in the grave.

Genesis 39

Joseph@joseph.son.of.jacob · Egypt

Sold on to Potiphar, captain of Pharaoh’s guard. Everything I touched in his house went well. The LORD was with me.

Joseph@joseph.son.of.jacob · Egypt

His wife kept on at me, day after day. I kept saying no. How could I do something that wicked and sin against God? One day she grabbed my cloak, and I ran. She kept the cloak.

Potiphar’s wife@potiphars.wife · Egypt

That Hebrew slave my husband brought in came to make a fool of me. I screamed, and he ran off and left his cloak with me. Here it is.

Moses@moses

Replying to @potiphars.wife

Potiphar is furious, and Joseph goes to prison. And even there, the LORD is with him.

Genesis 40

Joseph@joseph.son.of.jacob · Prison, Egypt

Pharaoh’s cupbearer and his baker were in prison with me, and one morning they both looked miserable. They’d had dreams, and there was nobody to explain them. Isn’t explaining dreams God’s business? So I said: tell me.

Pharaoh’s chief cupbearer@pharaohs.cupbearer · Egypt

A Hebrew in prison read my dream: three days and I’d be back serving Pharaoh. He was right. He asked me to remember him when I got out. I forgot. For two whole years.

Genesis 41

Joseph@joseph.son.of.jacob · Egypt

Pulled out of the dungeon. Shaved, changed, and stood in front of Pharaoh. He said he’d heard I could explain dreams. I said: it isn’t me. God will give Pharaoh his answer.

Pharaoh (Joseph’s day)@pharaoh.joseph · Egypt

Could one find another man like this, with the spirit of God in him? I think not.

Pharaoh (Joseph’s day)@pharaoh.joseph · Egypt

Seven thin cows ate seven fat ones, and looked no better for it. Not one of my wise men could tell me what it meant. A Hebrew prisoner could: seven years of plenty, then seven years of famine. I have put him in charge of the whole land of Egypt.

Pharaoh’s chief cupbearer@pharaohs.cupbearer

Replying to @pharaoh.joseph

Today I had to own up that I’d forgotten him. I’m the one who told Pharaoh about him.

A farmer in Egypt@farmer.egypt · Egypt

For real, they’re driving the new governor round in Pharaoh’s second chariot, with men up front shouting “Kneel!” Pharaoh’s own ring on his finger. He’s a Hebrew. Thirty years old.

Joseph@joseph.son.of.jacob · Egypt

Two sons before the famine came. Manasseh, because God has made me forget all my trouble and my father’s house. Ephraim, because God has made me fruitful in the land where I suffered.

A farmer in Egypt@farmer.egypt · Egypt

The seven good years are over and the famine is everywhere. We begged Pharaoh for bread. All he said was: go to Joseph. Do whatever he tells you.

Genesis 42

Jacob@jacob · Canaan

Why are you all just standing there looking at each other? There’s grain in Egypt. Go down and buy some, so we live and don’t die.

Moses@moses · Egypt

Ten of Jacob’s sons go down to Egypt to buy grain. Benjamin stays at home. The man in charge of the grain is Joseph. He knows them instantly. They have no idea it’s him.

Moses@moses · Egypt

They bow down to him with their faces to the ground. And Joseph remembers his dreams.

Joseph@joseph.son.of.jacob · CanaanOkay, so I had the strangest dream. We were out binding sheaves in the field, and my sheaf stood up straight, and all your sheaves gathered round and bowed down to mine.
Joseph’s brothers@josephs.brothers · Egypt

The man who runs Egypt says we’re spies. One of us stays locked up here until we bring our youngest brother down. Honestly? I think this is because of what we did to our brother. We saw how scared he was when he begged us, and we wouldn’t listen.

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Reuben@reuben

Replying to @josephs.brothers

Didn’t I tell you? Don’t hurt the boy, I said. You wouldn’t listen. And now we’re paying for his blood.

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Simeon@simeon · Egypt

He picked me. Tied me up right in front of them. Then they went home, and I stayed.

Joseph’s brothers@josephs.brothers

My silver’s back in my sack! What has God done to us?

Jacob@jacob · Canaan

Joseph is gone. Simeon is gone. And now you want to take Benjamin? Everything is against me.

Genesis 43

Judah@judah · Canaan

Told Dad: send the boy with me. I’ll guarantee his safety myself. If I don’t bring him back, you can blame me for the rest of my life. If we hadn’t hung about, we could have been there and back twice by now.

Jacob@jacob · Canaan

If it has to be, then take the man a gift. A bit of balm, some honey, spices, myrrh, pistachios, almonds. Double the silver. And your brother. If I lose my children, I lose them.

Joseph’s brothers@josephs.brothers · Egypt

They’re taking us to his house. Lads, it’s the silver. They’re going to jump us, make us slaves and take our donkeys.

Replying to @josephs.brothers

Kindly relax. All is well, and there is nothing to fear. Your God, the God of your father, put treasure in your sacks. I received your payment. Simeon is being brought out to you now.

Moses@moses · Egypt

Then Joseph sees Benjamin, his own mother’s son. “God bless you, son.” And he has to hurry out, because he’s about to cry. He goes into his room and cries. Then he washes his face, comes back out, and says, “Serve the food.”

Joseph’s brothers@josephs.brothers · Egypt

They sat us in order of age, eldest to youngest. How did he know? And Benjamin got five times as much as any of us. Proper weird.

Genesis 44

Moses@moses

Before the brothers leave, Joseph gives his steward orders. Fill their sacks, put each man’s silver back in, and put Joseph’s own silver cup in the youngest one’s sack.

Joseph’s brothers@josephs.brothers

Barely out of the city and his steward comes after us. Why have you paid us back evil for good? He searched every sack, oldest down to youngest. The cup was in Benjamin’s. We tore our clothes and went back.

Judah@judah · Egypt

I told the man: keep me as your slave instead of the boy. How could I go back to my father without him? I couldn’t watch that happen to him.

Genesis 45

Joseph@joseph.son.of.jacob · Egypt

I am Joseph. Is my father still alive?

Joseph’s brothers@josephs.brothers

Replying to @joseph.son.of.jacob

We couldn’t say a word.

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Moses@moses · Egypt

He throws his arms round Benjamin and sobs, and Benjamin cries on his shoulder. He kisses all his brothers, in tears. And after that, his brothers talk with him.

Pharaoh (Joseph’s day)@pharaoh.joseph · Egypt

The sound of weeping reached the palace. Joseph’s brothers have arrived. They are to bring their father and their households here, and the best of Egypt is theirs. Wagons will be provided for their little ones and their wives. Kindly tell them not to worry about their belongings.

Joseph@joseph.son.of.jacob · Egypt

Sent them home with wagons and food and new clothes. Last thing I said to them: don’t quarrel on the way.

Jacob@jacob · Canaan

They told me Joseph is alive and ruling Egypt. I didn’t believe them. Then I saw the wagons he’d sent. My son is alive. I’m going to see him before I die.

Genesis 46

Jacob@jacob · Beersheba

At Beersheba, God called my name in the night, twice. I said I’m here. He told me not to be afraid to go down to Egypt. He’ll go down with me, and he’ll bring me back up again. And Joseph will be the one to close my eyes.

Jacob@jacob · Goshen

Replying to @joseph.son.of.jacob

Now I can die. I’ve seen my son’s face, and he’s alive.

Genesis 47

Pharaoh (Joseph’s day)@pharaoh.joseph · Egypt

Joseph presented his father to me today. An old shepherd, and he blessed me. The king of Egypt. I enquired as to his age. A hundred and thirty, he said, and his years have been few and hard.

A farmer in Egypt@farmer.egypt · Egypt

First our money went on grain. Then our animals. Then there was nothing left but ourselves and our land, so we sold both to Pharaoh for food. Joseph gave us seed: a fifth of the harvest to Pharaoh, the rest ours. He saved our lives.

Moses@moses · Goshen

And in Goshen, Israel’s family gets land, has children and grows. And grows.

Jacob@jacob · Goshen

I’m 147. Made Joseph swear the old way, his hand under my thigh: don’t bury me in Egypt. Carry me out and bury me where my father and grandfather are buried.

Genesis 48

Joseph@joseph.son.of.jacob · Egypt

Took my two boys to Dad, Manasseh, the elder, at his right hand. And he crossed his arms. Right hand on Ephraim, the younger.

Joseph@joseph.son.of.jacob

Replying to @joseph.son.of.jacob

I didn’t like it. Took hold of his hand to move it. Not like that, Dad, this one’s the firstborn. He said, “I know, son. I know.” The younger one will be greater.

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Genesis 49

Moses@moses · Egypt

Jacob’s last words to his twelve sons, and some of them are hard to hear. Reuben loses first place. Simeon and Levi get a curse on their anger, for their violence.

Jacob@jacob · Egypt

The sceptre won’t leave Judah. The ruler’s staff stays in his family.

Jacob@jacob · Egypt

I’m waiting for you to rescue us, LORD.

Joseph@joseph.son.of.jacob · Egypt

When he’d finished, Dad drew his feet up into the bed and took his last breath. I threw myself on him, cried over him and kissed him.

Genesis 50

A Canaanite at Atad@canaanite.atad · Threshing floor of Atad

A huge procession up from Egypt, chariots and horsemen, and they’ve been mourning at the threshing floor of Atad for seven days. These Egyptians are grieving hard.

Joseph’s brothers@josephs.brothers · Egypt

After Dad died we were scared he’d finally pay us back for what we did. We sent him a message begging him to forgive us. He cried when he got it.

Joseph@joseph.son.of.jacob

Am I in God’s place? You meant it for harm, but God meant it for good, to save a lot of lives. Don’t be afraid. I’ll look after you and your little ones.

Joseph’s brothers@josephs.brothers · EgyptAfter Dad died we were scared he’d finally pay us back for what we did. We sent him a message begging him to forgive us. He cried when he got it.
Joseph@joseph.son.of.jacob · Egypt

I’m about to die. But God will definitely come for you and take you up out of this land, to the land he promised Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. When he does, carry my bones up from here.

Moses@moses · Egypt

Joseph dies, aged 110. They embalm him and lay him in a coffin in Egypt. That’s where the first book ends: a family in Egypt, a coffin waiting to go home, and a promise.

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